What did the gynaecologist say to the patient?

[K9]

at your cervix, madam... Yea I know, that sucked.

So I'm studying for my neuroanatomy final and thinking of ways to procrastinate when it hits me like a hot ejected shell casing that somehow made it inside your shirt. I haven't been on totse in a ridiculously long time. Between class, drinking, labs, drinking, studying, sleeping, sleeping off hangovers, and even a little of drinking, I've been a tad bit busy. And then somewhere between the petrous part of the temporal bone and the bulb of the occipital horn of the lateral ventricle is when it hit me. Here's a perfectly good time waster.

Some things I've learned in medical school:

Wikipedia is even better than it was in university or high school.

Formaldehyde makes you very hungry. Or maybe brains just look really good when you haven't eaten the whole day.

Do not try to correct the professor about how various drugs affect you unless you want to explain how you know.

It's still ok to laugh when the professor asks "What do you know about COX?"

Babies are nothing more than space occupying lesions.

And it's ridiculously fun to play with severed heads. Especially when people are squeamish.



Overall I'd have to say school is going quite well and I'll have that prescription pad in no time. Not that it should matter... right?

So how's everyone else doing?

[delusional_reality]

Glad too hear things are going well man!

I hear what you're saying!

I'm doing Med Chem in College and have to make a presentation on a new anti obesity drug that pretty much works like anti cannabis...by giving the anti munchies.

''Rimonabant is the first of a new class of drugs that block the cannabinoid receptor 1 (CB1). The CB1 receptor is thought to play an important role in certain aspects of human behavior and metabolism - specifically, it is thought to play a role in obesity,''

I was trying to explain to my professor that it mustn't have a huge success rate as not everyone gets the munch (I for one never get the munch when stoned,) I smoke about 10 grams of weed on the weekends and I'm 6'2'' and 168 pounds, which is pretty light.

[Mokothar]

Give them ether! Problem solved

Hey there K9!

[Flamethrowa]

Man, it's been forever. Drop by IRC if you have some time, I was actually gonna e-mail you but I didn't get to yet...I'm gonna need to start applying to universities soon and I'd really appreciate your advice.

Also, I'm trying to teach myself organic chemistry. That is all.

PS. do you ever feel like eating chicken after working with the cadavers? It must be the formaldehyde. I swear, that stuff looks like chicken.

[TheAlmightyVineMan]

I figured you'd died.

I bet you give awesome valentines day presents.

"To show you how much you mean, here's a piece of my heart"

"Well, someone's heart anyway"

[Ave2]

Originally Posted by delusional_reality

Glad too hear things are going well man!

I hear what you're saying!

I'm doing Med Chem in College and have to make a presentation on a new anti obesity drug that pretty much works like anti cannabis...by giving the anti munchies.

''Rimonabant is the first of a new class of drugs that block the cannabinoid receptor 1 (CB1). The CB1 receptor is thought to play an important role in certain aspects of human behavior and metabolism - specifically, it is thought to play a role in obesity,''

I was trying to explain to my professor that it mustn't have a huge success rate as not everyone gets the munch (I for one never get the munch when stoned,) I smoke about 10 grams of weed on the weekends and I'm 6'2'' and 168 pounds, which is pretty light.

BTW do you know what happens when the body becomes accustomed to a certain level of anandamine or any cb1/cb2 agonist, and then gets cut off...

Have you ever had to go from smoking all day every day to stone sober and focus?

Contrary to common belief Marijuana withdrawal does exist.

Essentially it may be that people who over eat have the same problem as those who cant stop smoking, dopamine mediation through the CB circuit.

the drug would make them feel like shit, rater it would be better to satisfy the dopamine urge with things like XR amphetamines


ON a brighter note
say you were to slip some of it into a persons food, and the person in due time proceeded to smoke weed would the be pissed off and not high?

that is fucking sweet.

[warweed12]

yes severed heads are fun .... i mean .. in theory

[deathDiver]

Originally Posted by warweed12

yes severed heads are fun .... i mean .. in theory

hell yeah....you can do so much cool shit with them. like play soccer, catch, stick your hand in it and try to use it as a puppet, you can boil all the flesh away and drink beer form the skull, then when decomp starts to get bad you just have to throw it in a park with some note saying "jimmy was a very bad boy' then go watch the news. really..how can that stuff not be fun

[Flamethrowa]

You forgot skull fuck.

[warweed12]

Hurm i wonder ... what do you think the school would do if a head went missing .....

seriously ... is that somthing one could sneek out ?

im a sick fuck but i can think of a few fun halloween pranks


are they marked or identifyable in anyway ? also are the heads surgically removed with persision ? or just kinda hacked off :P